English 101...Minus 1000Arthur had wanted Kiku to learn proper English for quite some time. He couldn't stand the thought of having to memorize all of the different Japanese characters, so he placed his Asian friend in a special class with him as his teacher.
Unfortunately, Kiku wasn't the only one there, despite it being a private lesson. Ivan, the tall, scary Russian, had somehow managed to sneak his way inside, along with some unidentified wanderers. Arthur tried to kick them out several times, but to no avail, so he was eventually forced to accept it and teach them as well.
"Alright...class..." Arthur began, "Let's start today with something simple." He then held up a ballpoint pen and pointed to some words that he had just chalked up on the board. "Now, repeat after me: 'This is a pen.'"
"Zis is a pen."
"No, no, Ivan! 'This is a pen.'"
The Englishman huffed. "We'll work on fixing that later..."
Ivan simply smirked, as if to say, "You can't 'fix' me, dumbass."